Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I seem to have left my pride at pride
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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