More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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