Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
