In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We had sex on a dog bed..
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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