Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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