I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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