There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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