woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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