This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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