Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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