saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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