Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
