Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
