and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
