Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
nutella sex= disaster
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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