then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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