Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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