Whod you bang
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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