on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
my shit smells like andre
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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