I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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