Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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