As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
