im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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