And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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