Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
