Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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