hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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