god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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