he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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