real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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