Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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