Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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