he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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