i need an iv and a liver transplant
Who did Billy Mays play for?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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