I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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