I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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