The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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