all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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