whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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