I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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