I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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