It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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