what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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