Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Blow job season was short but glorious.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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