Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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