i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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