Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
