Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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