i don't like sucking hair
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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