Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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