So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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