Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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