i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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