every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
