You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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