Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
no you cant smoke seaweed
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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