I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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